나는야 예언가

작년에 김우중이 8년형 구형받을때 자신있게 소리쳤다.

몇달 안있으면 어디 아프다고 빌빌대면서 하루 80만원짜리 병원 스위트룸에서 출퇴근 할 것이고

내년이나 내후년쯤 성탄절 특사나 광복절 특사로 여유만만하게 풀려날 거라고.

참고로 김우중이 구형받은게 작년 11월인가 그런데 딱 한달 뒤인 12월부터 출퇴근 시작.

그리고 1년째인 올해 성탄절 사면.

나 말고도 이 정도 예언은 눈감고도 하는 사람들이 많겠지.

그놈의 노약자 공경은 정말 시도때도 없구나.

노약자 -> (돈이 넘쳐 흐르는 전직 사기꾼 중) 나이 들고 병약한 사람

이라고 국어사전에 등록되어 있던가?

2메가 사건도 그렇지만 도덕론이 이렇게 개무시당하는 국가에 대한 애정을 가질 필요가 있는지 의문.

원래부터 애국심이란거 가연성 쓰레기봉투에 넣어서 버린지 오래지만

이젠 여기서 숨쉬고 있다는 것 자체가 짜증난다.

난 한국에서 오래 살고 싶은 생각 없지만, 여기서 돈벌고 출세하고 싶은 분들.

썩어빠진 똥통 욕을 하려면 아예 똥통에 들어가지 말기를. 들어가고 나서 자긴 냄새 덜난다고 자위해 봤자.

욕을 하고 싶으면 똥통을 청소할 생각이라 해라. 자기 자신에게 너무 관대해 지지 마라.

1. Kid Rock - American Bad Ass.MP3

Yeah and I've set up and turned out

this state with my own two hands

We've traveled this land packed tight in mini vans

And all this for the fans girls money and fame

I play their game

and then they scream my name

I will show no shame

I live in God for this

If I come off soft then chew on this(^_^ 凸)

Are you scared?

Devil without cause

and I'm back with the Beaver hat and Ben Davis slacks

30 pack of Stroh's 30 pack of ahoa

No rogaine in the propane flows

Chosen one I'm the living prof

With the gift of gab from the city of truth

I jabbed and stabbed and knocked critics back

And I did not stutter when I said that

I'm goin platinum sellin rhymes

I went platinum seven times

And still they ill they wanna see us fry

I guess because of only God knows why why why

Ohhhhh

they call me cowboy I'm the singer in black

Throw a finger in the air

Let me see where you're at and Say HEY HEY

Let me hear where you're at and Say HEY HEY

I'm giving back so Say HEY HEY

Show me some metal and Say HEY HEY HEY HEY

I like AC DC and ZZ Top

Bocephus Beasties and the Kings of Rock

Skynyrd Seger Limp Korn the Stones

David Allen Coe with No Show Jones

Yeah Pass that bottle around

Got the rock from Detroit and soul from Motown

The underground soul and fucking pimp

With tracks that mack and slap back the whack

Never get in the way I don't play with

don't know yet but watch me rock where Liberacci flashed

Punk rock the Clash Boy Bands are trash
 
I like Johnny Cash and Grand master Flash Flash Flash Flash Flash

Ohhhhh

they call me cowboy I'm the singer in black

Throw a finger in the air

let me see where you're at and Say HEY HEY

Let me hear where you're at and Say HEY HEY

I'm giving back so Say HEY HEY

Show me some metal and Say HEY HEY HEY HEY

Yeah

I saw your band

Jumping around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks

When you gonna learn sucker?

You just can't fuck with Twisted@

I'm an American Bad Ass

Watch me kick you can roll with Rock

Or you can suck my dick 凸

I'm a porno flick I'm like Amazing Grace

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place

Super fly living double wide

Side car my glide So Joe C can ride

Full sack to share ringin flash and glare

Got the long hair swingin middle finger in the air 凸

Snakeskin suits Sixty five Chevelle's

See me ride in sin Hear the rebel yell

I won't live to tell So if you do

Give the next generation a big fuck you 凸

Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma

Said fuck highschool pissed on my diploma

Smell the aroma Check my hits

I know it stinks in here

Cause I'm the shit

Ohhhhh

they call me cowboy I'm the singer in black

Throw a finger in the air

let me see where you're at and Say HEY HEY

Let me hear where you're at and Say HEY HEY

I'm giving back so Say HEY HEY

Show me some metal and Say HEY HEY HEY HEY

Ahhhhhhhhhhh huh huh

I'm a cowboy Bad ass in black Singin

Hey hey hey hey

From side to side From front to back say

hey hey hey hey

I put Detroit city back on the map And singin

Hey hey hey hey

Kid Rock's in the house And thats where I'm at

우중아 정말 사회를 위해 속죄하고 싶으면 Suck my dick 이나 해라.

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